Kleenex (daily joke 180206)

Daily joke and the culture behind Narrator – Dave 中国英语世界第一人 Tuesday, February 6th, 2018 Kleenex A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods. Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path. "Oh, my," exclaimed the lady, "Come on, I'll clean you!" She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter. She walked a little farther and another duck, with poop all over it, crossed her way. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little bird. Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem. And for the third time, she acted like a Florence Nightingale. She walked on still farther and she heard a voice from the bushes calling... Pssssst... "Hey, lady!" "Yes?" she responded. "Do you have a Kleenex?" asked the voice from the bushes. "No, not anymore," she answered. "Damn! Have you seen any Ducks? " Discussion topic 180206 What is it for? 1. Why did the ducklings get poop all over? 2. What did the man ask Kleenex for?