Stranger ( daily joke 180227 )

Daily joke and the culture behind Narrator – Dave 中国英语世界第一人 Tuesday, February 27th, 2018 Stranger Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip, was shocked to find his wife in bed with a stranger. The nude stranger was sprawled over the bed asleep. "You rotten bastard! " yelled the husband... "I'm going to kill you!" “Wait!” said Mrs. Jones, "You know that fur coat I got last winter? Well, he gave it to me. And that diamond ring we sold for $1000's? Well, he gave it to me. And remember when we couldn't afford a new car and I came home one day with a brand new chevy? Well, he gave it to me.” After hearing all this, Mr. Jones exclaims... "For heaven’s sake, woman, it's drafty in here. Cover him so he doesn't catch cold!" Topic for Today 180227 What do they care for? 1. What do women care for? Do you care for money that much? 2. What would you do if you were the husband in this scenario?