They're not wearing shoes. ( daily joke 180528 )

Daily joke and the culture behind Narrator – Dave 中国英语世界第一人   Thursday, February 1st, 2018   They’re not wearing shoes.   A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.   After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"   The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"   Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.   Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"   Topic for Today   180528   As stupid as blondes   1.      Which character in Chinese culture do you think is as stupid as blondes?   2.      What about those around you?