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Working on Saturdays
By Dave, 中国英语世界第一人
November 8th, 2018
My funny name is Andrew Shire.
I work as a supporting engineer.
Saturday is supposed to be soothing day.
But all of us losers work without pay.
We get to work by ten thirty.
We have a nap until midday.
Then we have to deal with chubby tummy,
eating here and there, so fucking thirsty.
Back to the shabby and cramp cubicle,
I have to make the long day passable.
Picking up the old and filthy telephone,
I bullshit with a pal in the low tone.
I play games for a short while,
tricking my boss with a queer smile.
When he comes to my petty place,
I’m texting with a client, sounding so nice.
Then I switch to my old woman home.
The bitch shows me the food on the drome.
I’ve been doing this for over two decades.
Who doesn’t envy those dudes in shades?
East, west, home is the best.
Weekday, weekend, Sunday is a fest.
