Major General song

Major-General I am the very model of a modern major-general I’ve information vegetable, animal and mineral. I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I’m very well acuqainted too with matters mathematical I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot of news With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse I’m very good at integral and differential calculus I know the scientific names of beings animalculous In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General