Dad ,listen to this.
爸,你听着这个。
One day,a man was drowning in the water .
有天,有个人在水里快淹死了。
And a boat came by and said,“Do you need any help?”
这时有只船过来问他:“需要帮助吗?”
He said,“No,thank you. God will save me.”
他回答说:“不了,谢谢。上帝会救我的。”
Then another boat came by. Said,“Do you need any help?”
后来又有只船过来问:“需要帮助吗?
And he said,“No,thank you. God will save me.”
他说:“不用,谢谢了。上帝会救我的。”
Then he drowned,and he went to heaven.
后来他淹死了,上了天堂。
And he said,“God,why didn’t you save me ?”
他问:“上帝啊,为什么你不救我”
And god said,“I sent you two big boats,you dummy.”
上帝回答说:“我不是派两艘大船去了吗,笨蛋。”
Do you like it?
你喜欢吗?
Yeah,that‘s very funny ,man. Give me your hand.
是的,很有意思。过来。