介绍:
Wow!
Look at this!
Well, well, well.
Not a bad place|you got here, Classified.
}Thank you.|That's not my name.
Arrival, Pad 17.
All right, tiny penguins.
The best way for the|North Wind to protect|helpless animals like yourselves...
is to bring Dr. Brine to justice.
Now, you were inside his sub...
so I need to know everything you know.
Hey!
Just tell me everything you know.
All right.
Numero uno.
Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight.
"Tulip fight."
Canada is secretly training|an army of sasquatch.
"Sasquatch."
Hot dogs are, in fact,|only 17% actual dog.
Not "everything" everything!
Just everything regarding your abduction|by Dr. Octavius Brine.
- Why didn't you say so?|- What?
My team has uncovered|that Dr. Octavius Brine...
is actually an individual|known as Derek!
- "Dave".|- As Dave, the octopus.
An octopus?
No, Dr. Brine is not an octopus.|He is...
An octopus. Precisely.
That's exactly what our intel indicated.
Release the sheep.
What you, of course,|could not know...
is that Dr. Brine's laboratory|in Venice is secretly developing|a doomsday weapon...
called the "Medusa Serum."
But what you don't know...
- is that Dirk...|- "Dave."
...Dave won't be using his|Bazooka Serum...
- "Medusa Serum."|- ...Medusa Serum on anybody.
That part is accurate.
Show him, Rico!
You stole the Medusa Serum?
Well, "Stole the serum,"|"Saved the day," "Did your job for you."
Call it what you will.
Debbie!
- "Dave."|- Dave!
He hacked into our system.
Where's the sound?
Dave!
Your microphone, it's not on.|- I can't hear anything.
Click on the button|with the picture of the microphone.
Every time a villain calls in,|this happens.
Hello?|Hello?
Now we can hear you,|but we cannot see you.
Every time!
It's like talking to my parents.
How about now?
Yes, we've got you.
Excellent.|Now where was I?
Dave!
Greetings, North Wind.
I see you've met|my old zoo-mates.
We were never "mates."|There was no mating.
Turn yourself in, David.
You're powerless now that I've stolen|your precious Medusa Serum.
You?|You didn't steal that!
It's over.
It's over?
Then why did I call you?
Weird.
Oh! Maybe it was to show you this!
That is a lot of serum|for four penguins.
Oh, you thought|this was just about you four?
No! No, no, no.
We're just getting started.
Now, if you'll excuse me,|I have to go do some shopping...
for revenge!
Wait. How do you...?
What do I push?
Is it the red, or...
I thought it was the... It's not this...
Incoming alert!
Put it on the screen.
The Berlin Zoo. 15 penguins missing.
Dave is kidnapping other penguins!
No doubt cute and cuddly!
We have to move!
What?
- Time for our A-game!|- Everybody, huddle up!
Corporal, ready the jet.
I'm initiating|North Wind Protocol "Zeta."
}Twelve more penguins|taken from London Zoo.
Okay, boys, this is it.
The mission we've been preparing for|our entire lives.
We're gonna take down Dave,|or die trying!
- Kowalski, cancel our improv class!|- Yes, sir.
Rico, equipify!
Private, do that little thing I like.
It's still funny.
Skipper!|Good news!
I got them to credit our class!
Sir, the jet is ready.
Oh, yeah, baby!|Just like Super Bowl XIX!
They're stealing my stuff!
No! This mission has no place|for a pathetic waddle of useless penguins.
Who are you calling "pathetic"?
Enough!
See, Rico?|That's why you can't|have nice things.
You know,|I'm pretty good|with computers myself.
Put on your jammies, penguin.
They are even cute when they're asleep.
Not to me!
I want these butterballs out of my way,|and out of my mission.
Ship them to one|of our safe-houses.
The most remote place on the planet.
Where the heck are we?
Oxygen content is low.
I suggest we limit our breathing.
Private!
Sorry!|I get gassy when I fly.
Toot sweet!|He does!
We must be on a plane!
What did North Wind do to us?
They gave us badges!
Not badges, tranquilizer darts!
Classified!
That low-down dirty dog|is trying to kick us off the mission!
He thinks we can't save the penguins,|because we're just "penguins."
Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers!|They're us!
And if anyone's gonna save us...
it's us.
But, Skipper,|we've gotta be five miles up.
That pretty much limits our options.
I make my own options.
Brilliant move, Skipper.
But now we seem to|be outside the plane.
I kind of got caught up in the moment!
Well, hindsight's 20/20.
Okay, Kowalski,|your turn to pick up the slack.
Oh!|Why don't we catch that plane?
Bird strike, log it.
We've got another target, at 12 o'clock.
Good, it's only 11:30.
Follow me, boys, we're going in hot!
Hot, hot!
