Penguins in madagascar

I still can't read. }Then we're going off book. No! No, no, no! Too much, too much, too much! I'm getting the hang of this, Skipper. }Good!|We're coming for you, Private! Those ludicrous butterballs|are letting David escape! Eva, secure transport. Short Fuse, Corporal, hitch us a ride! Fire! Go, fetch! Hold her steady! Sir, Dave is pulling ahead.|We are too heavy. Curse our heavily cheese-dibbled diet! Rico, give me a West Helsinki fire sale! - Yeah, yeah!|- Everything must go! Huh? What the-J? That's everything, sir. Have you purged the chemical toilet? But Rico was in there for 15 minutes! }Just do it! }Self-destruct sequence, in five... Private! - Stay strong, soldier!|- ...four... ...three... two... }...one. Skipper's log. Private has been kidnapped by Dave... while we have been cast adrift|for what seems like days. }No rations, fresh water... or land in sight. Kowalski's sick as a dog... and Rico... keeps trying to eat him. Just, please, just cut it out! Not sure how long|we can hold on. This may be my final entry. Ow! 2004, Grand Cru.|Hints of pear, white peaches. This salmon is delicious. I've never been|more hydrated in my life! Let me cut you a piece of the salmon. No, thank you. It's the most delicious thing|on the boat. I have to loosen my utility belt. No, I'm full.|Just dump it in the ocean. You know,|we're all in the same boat, here. Actually, we're not. And perhaps you could express|a little more concern... over the fact that you stole|and destroyed... a $19 million vehicle! Bill me! Corporal? Corporal! }We're picking up a signal, sir. It's five klicks southwest... but it stopped at that remote island. }Land? Good on you!|You've tracked down some land. No, silly willy. We've been tracking|your little secretary/mascot. What?|You put a homing device|on Private? All of you, actually... when I "darted" you. You low-down... dirty, mangy, filthy... flea-bitten, bum-sniffing|toilet-drinker! But... good! See?|I told you. You should've left this|to the professionals. 892... 893... 894... Ahoy, there! Penguins! I bet you're all just dying to know|why I brought you here. He's gonna kill us all! What?|No. }My Medusa Serum doesn't kill anyone. }Where's the fun in that? So, what does it do? Something much, much worse. }Right!|But, like, what specifically? Well, that's exactly|what I came up here to show you. All I need is a test subject. Hello, little buggy-boo! Is this about the chirping?|Because I could... Behold, as I unleash the full power|of the Medusa Serum! Fire! Yes!|It works! }I made a monster!|I made a monster! }And all you adorable penguins are next! Crikey! Who said that