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更多精彩关注公众微信号：纽约新青年 Puns 双关语 I wondered why the tennis ball was getting bigger, then it hit me. 我在想为什么这个网球变大了呢，然后它就打中我了。 • It hit me can also mean “I suddenly remembered/realized.” “It hit me”双关意：我突然想起，突然意识到。（灵光一现） I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. 我正在读一本关于反地心引力的书，所以我不可能把它放下来了。 • It’s impossible to put down can mean “I’m unable to place it on a surface (because of anti-gravity),” or it can mean “the book is so good so I can’t stop reading it.” “It’s impossible to put down”双关意：这本书太赞了以至于我不能停下阅读。（爱不释手） If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. 如果你不相信**，就闭上你的嘴。 • Keep your mouth shut can also mean “don’t say anything.” “Keep your mouth shut”双关意：别说话了。（hán嘴里，憋说话！） A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired. 一辆单车是不能自己站起来的，因为它有两个轮子。 • Two-tired can mean it has two tires or that it is too tired (exhausted) “Two-tired”双关意：太累了。 If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong… 如果s*x 跟屁股里的疼痛感似的，那你一定操作错了。 • A pain in the ass can mean “a discomfort in your butt” or it can mean “something that annoys you.” “A pain in the ass can mean”双关意：让你不舒服，让你心烦。