【老友记122】Are you a virgin?

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch.] Young Ethan: I am telling you, up until I was, like nine, I thought that gunpoint was anactual place where crimes happen. Monica: How was that possible? Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, atgunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why doespeople continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go. Monica: Okay. (They kiss) Young Ethan: Okay. Monica: Unless... Young Ethan: What? Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so... Young Ethan: Yeah, I'd really like that. (They kiss) Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you shouldknow. Monica: Okay, is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow' or 'I'm secretly married to a goat?' Young Ethan: Well it's somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, ofcourse, I'm not uh..., well I, I mean I haven't ever uh... Monica: Ethan? Young Ethan: Yeah? Monica: Are you a virgin? Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I'vekinda been waiting for the right person. Monica: Really? Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right? (They kiss) [Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.] Young Ethan: Wow! Monica: You keep saying that. Young Ethan: You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practiceit at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that. (They kiss) Monica: Listen, uh, you told me something that was really difficult for you. And I, I-I figuredif you could be honest, then I can to. Young Ethan: Oh god, don't tell me, I did it wrong. Monica: No-no. Nothing wrong about that. Young Ethan: Oh. Monica: Um, okay, here it goes. I'm not 22. I'm, I'm 25... and thirteen months. Young Ethan: Huh! Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell doesit matter how old we are. (They kiss) Young Ethan: Uh, listen um, as long as we're telling stuff, uh, I have another one for you. I'm a little younger than I said. Monica: You're not a senior? Young Ethan: Oh, I'm a senior... in High School. Monica: Ok...ay. [Scene: Monica's Bedroom, continued from earlier.] Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't aliveduring the Bicentennial. Young Ethan: I just had sex. Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me? Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were. Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What wereyou thinking? Young Ethan: I wasn't thinking. I was too busy fallin'... Monica: Don't say it. (closes Ethan's mouth with her hand) Young Ethan: ...in love with you. Monica: Really? Young Ethan: (nods) Sorry. Monica: Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins. Young Ethan: Who?