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Scene 1
JOEY: Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.
PHOEBE: Yes! They called and you didn't get it! Okay, I mean you didn't get it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
JOEY: It's okay, these things happen.
PHOEBE: But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're in a terrible, terrible business. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit.
JOEY: No! No, no you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had! Look Pheebs, rejection is part of being an actor, you can't take it personally.
PHOEBE: Not personal, really, well they said that they never met an Italian actor with a worse Italian accent.
JOEY: They actually said that? No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
Scene 2
PHOEBE: Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.
JOEY: Okay, shoot.
PHOEBE: Okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial.
JOEY: I didn't get it?
PHOEBE: No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.
JOEY: Okay, what else?
PHOEBE: Um, the off-Broadway play people said 'You were pretty but dumb'.
JOEY: Oh.
PHOEBE: Oh no wait, I'm sorry, that's 'pretty dumb.'
JOEY: Look, it's okay, no, no, no, really, look um, I really appreciate this Pheebs, but I think I'm gonna have to go back to Estelle.
PHOEBE: Oh.
JOEY: Yeah, well don't get me wrong, you're a better agent than she is, but at least with her I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out.
PHOEBE: Yeah, no, I understand.
JOEY: You do, thanks.
PHOEBE: Yeah. Sorry. (she starts to leave)
JOEY: Wait a minute.
PHOEBE: What?
JOEY: Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent.
PHOEBE: (in a coy tone) Oh, you caught me. I am so busted.
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