【老友记精讲】308: 你爱我还是他 Pick me!

Scene 1 Chandler: Hey! Hold on a sec, hold on a sec. You think these pearls are nice? Joey:I'd really prefer a mountain bike. Chandler:Janice's birthday is coming up, I wanna get her something special. Come in here with me. Joey:Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. You ah, you wanna get her something special, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum. Chandler:That's a good idea, 'Dear Janice, have a Hubba Bubba birthday'. I would like to get her something serious. Joey:Oh, you want something serious. You knowwhatyoushoulddo, youshouldgetherone ofthoseum, bariumenemas. Thosearedeadserious, youknow? Andyouknowshe'llneverget oneforherself. Chandler:All right. Look, I'm gonna go in here, and you don't buy me anything ever. Joey:No, no, you can't, you can't, ok, you can't, you can't buy her pearls, you just can't, you can't, you can't, you can't. Why not? ! Joey:Oh God. Uh, ok, here's the thing, this is the thing, ok, the thing is... What is the thing? Ok. I went down to the Mattress King showroom and, and I saw Janice kissing her ex husband. Chandler:What? Joey:They were in his office. Chandler:Well she, she wouldn't do that, she's, she's with me. Joey:I'm telling you man, I saw it. Chandler:Yeah, well, you're wrong! Ok, you're wrong. Joey:I'm not wrong! I wish I was. I'm sorry. Bet that barium enema doesn't sound so bad now, huh? Scene 2 Joey: Hey uh, what's the matter? Chandler: I talked to Janice. Joey: Oh my God, is she going back to him? Chandler: She doesn't know. Says she loves us both. You know I woke up this morning and I was in love, you know I was happy. Joey: What are you ah, what're you gonna do? Chandler: Aw! I don't know, you know? What, what would you do? Joey: Well, it doesn't matter what I'd do. Chandler: Come on, come on, tell me. Joey: All right, you're...probably not gonna wanna hear this, but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, I would ah, I would bow out. Chandler: What? What're you, what're you talking about? Joey: They have a kid together, you know? They're like, they're like a family, and if, I don'tknow, if there's chance they could make that work, I know I wouldn't wanna be the guy who stood in the way of that. Scene 3 Chandler: Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because it's, it's, it's not gonna be easy. Janice: Ok. Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I don't wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, you know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy.Whenever I would see him I would always think you know 'You're the reason, you are the reason why they're not together.' and I I hated that guy. And it didn't matter how nice he was, or you know, how happy he made my Dad. Janice: Wow! Chandler: Yeah, well. It's the right thing to do. Janice: Oh! You're right. Oh God. But, before I can say goodbye, there's something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, it's like, I finally understand what Lionel Richie's been singing about. You know, I mean what we have, it's like movie love, you're my soul mate, and I can't believe we're not gonna be spending the rest of our lives together. Chandler: Then don't leave me! Janice: What? Chandler: Forget what I said, I was babbling! Pick me! Janice: No, you were right, you were right. I mean, I I I gotta give my marriage another chance. Chandler: No you don't! No, no, no, I say, you have to give your divorce another chance. Janice: I'm sorry.