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23. Shave Your Face
A: I hate shaving.
B: Me too.
A: I just cut myself again.
B: Did you use a new blade?
A: It doesn't matter. Old blades cut, new blades cut.
B: Maybe you should use an electric shaver.
A: They make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.
B: Maybe you should stop shaving.
A: And grow a beard?
B: Sure. Why not?
A: Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.
B: Hmm. Here's an idea. Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.
23. 刮胡子
我讨厌刮胡子。
我也是。
我刚刚又把自己割伤了。
你用了新的刀片吗？
这不重要，旧刀片会割伤你，新刀片也会割伤你。
或许你应该用电动剃须刀。
电动剃须刀噪音很大，但是它们不会剃的很干净。
或许你应该停止刮胡子。
留胡子吗？
是的，干嘛不呢？
因为食物和其他东西会卡在我的胡子里。
嗯，我有一个主意。把奶油涂在你的脸上，然后让猫舔干净。
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