介绍:
53.Just Shoot Me
A: People are funny.
B: They sure are.
A: Did you hear about the pilot?
B: The one that stole a small plane?
A: Yes, he stole a plane in Canada and flew into the U.S.
B: Did they catch him?
A: Yes. After two U.S. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.
B: Did he crash?
A: No, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.
B: Did the cops find out why he flew into the U.S.?
A: His life sucked. He was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.
B: Poor guy.
53.把我射下来吧
人总是很有意思。
当然是啦。
你听说了那个飞行员的事吗？
那个偷了一辆小型飞机的？
是的，他在加拿大偷了一架飞机然后飞到美国去了。
他们抓到他了吗？
恩，两架美军战斗机追了他两小时后，他在一条公路上降落了。
他飞机坠毁了吗？
没有，他只是把飞机降落了然后走进一家餐馆去了。
警察找出他飞到美国的原因了吗？
他的人生糟糕透了，所以他是希望一架战斗机能把他击落下来。
可怜的人啊。
大家还在听
