我妈生来为搞笑

我妈生来为搞笑

2017-03-15    02'34''

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Mom:Don't forget to unload the dishwasher Mom:Did you finish your homework? Mom:We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving. Mom:Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next month. Son: U are??? Omg thank u. Mom: No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts. 妈妈:别忘了把盘子从洗碗机拿出来。 妈妈:家庭作业做完了吗? 妈妈:我们得去奶奶家过感恩节。 妈妈:爸爸和我商量过了,我们准备下个月给你买一辆汽车。 儿子:真的吗?天啊,真是太谢谢你们了。 妈妈:不是这样的,我只是想确认你收到我发的消息了。 Mom. Where are you??? Leaving Wal-Mart. Halfway home. Why sweetie? You brought me to Wal-Mart with you -_-. 妈妈,你在哪呢??? 我正要离开沃尔玛. 快要到家了. 怎么了,宝贝? 咱俩一起来的沃尔玛啊! Your great aunt just passes away. LOL Why is that funny? It's not funny David! What do you mean? Mom lol means laughing out loud! Oh my goodness!! I sent that to everyone. I thought it means lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh god. 妈妈:你姑奶奶刚过世了。 LOL David: 这有什么好笑的? 妈妈:一点都不好笑, David! 你什么意思啊? David: 妈妈,LOL就是大声笑的意思。 妈妈:啊,我的天啊。 我刚给每个人都发了。 我还以为这是很多的爱的意思呢。 我得给每个人都打电话,天啊! 试学讲解版课程关注公众号卡卡课堂回复up即可获赠