介绍:
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for job"
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for job"
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for job"
"The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two days ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for job!"
新年笑话：
一位以色列医生说：“在以色列，医学非常发达。我们把一个人的肝切下来移植到另一个人身上，六周后，那个人就可以去找工作了。”
德国医生说：“这不算什么。在德国，我们可以把一个人的大脑切下一部分然后移植到另一个人头里，四周后那人就可以找工作了。”
俄国医生说：“先生们，我们把一个人的心脏切下一部分然后安到另一个人胸内，两周后他就可以找工作了。”
美国医生笑了：“你们都比我们落后。两天前，我们找到一个没脑、没心、没肝的人，让他成为了总统。现在，整个国家都在找工作！”
新年分享，笑声不断！（素材来自网络）
