介绍:
最近我们班同学正在关注视频网站you**be上世界第一视频播主的竞争。
播主就是在视频网站上上传视频的频道所有者，可能是一个个人，有可能是一个公司。
在此之前，视频网站you**be上拥有最多订阅用户的视频播主是来自瑞典的一个28岁男人，Pewdiepie，大约9千多万粉丝。与第二名远远拉开距离。
最近，有一个印度宝莱坞的电影和音乐制作公司T-series，排名扶摇直上，直追Pewdiepie。两个播主展开了激烈竞争。Pewdiepie指责T-series大量使用订阅注册机器人，存在作弊行为。因此做了一首歌曲diss T-series，这首名为《bitch lasagna》的歌曲在视频网站上获得了1.8亿次的播放量。
前几天，Pewdiepie的粉丝数已经被T-series追上。于是Pewdiepie就制作了这首《Congratulations》祝贺和讽刺T-series，这首歌曲在youtube上获得了1.05亿次的播放量。
我们班男生都喜欢Pewdiepie，女生喜欢T-series。其实T-series都是一些gi rly的MV、歌曲之类的，甜甜的，腻腻的。
这个版本是我rap的karaoke版本。
歌词如下：
T-Series! (Yeah!)
It's your big day! (Woo!)
Incredible job!
I know we had our differences
But today, I just wanna tell you
[Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
A congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Verse 1: PewDiePie]
A congratulations to your corporation
Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians
Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took
Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
Now you're at number one (One), hope you did nothing wrong
Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh)
I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah
I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke
India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best
I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi—
[Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
Congratulations (Uh)
Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!)
Congratulations
Congratulations (Such a big day)
[Verse 2: PewDiePie, Boyinaband & Both]
I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
T-Series saying "Cease and desist"
Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation
But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
T-Series can eat a dick (Still not defamation)
Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)
Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
That's a blatant racist lie
Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)
India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)
Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably
But never mind the poor people, we just here to party
Just here to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army
Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze
[Bridge: PewDiePie]
So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side
There's no army in the world, I would rather give me watch time
It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world
[Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin' (Yeet, party all day, yeah)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
Congratulations (Oh, ooh hoo)
Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!)
Congratulations (I'm fucking lit!)
Congratulations (Such a big day!)
Oh yeah, yeah
[Outro: PewDiePie]
Congratulations, T-Series! You did it!
Yatta desu ne
Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line
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