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If the same things together, do a enough at a time.
Your life is like this:
You will have two whole months doing nothing,
Only on the street in front of her house to drive,
Another seven months making love all day.
Sleep for 30 consecutive years, haven't opened his eyes.
Through magazines sitting on the toilet for five months.
A lifetime of pain in 27 hours a taste enough,
Broken bones, car accident were raw, and the pain of childbirth,
Once through, after the death of the world's painless no cross to the other day.
But that doesn't mean that the rest of the day is comfortable.
You have to spend 6 days your nails, 15 months to find things, 18 months to wait in line.
Boring life: two years at the bus out of the window staring blankly,
Sat at the airport lounge, wait in line while surfing.
For a whole year reading, read the eye pain,
Itchy skin also can't take a shower, because haven't to 200 days of marathon shower time.
Two weeks all used to wonder how to after death,
But the moment comes, just detection oneself body to fall time is only 1 minute.
Three weeks understand oneself do wrong, two days lying.
Six weeks and so on the green, 7 hours, vomiting,
14 minutes through sheer joy,
3 months doing laundry, 15 hours signature, two days to tie shoelaces,
67 heavenly heart broken,
5 weeks drive to get lost,
3 day restaurant a tip,
51 days to decide which clothes to wear,
Nine days pretend to know what others said,
Two weeks counting money, open the refrigerator 18 days to see,
34 days experience the feeling of desire.
6 months watching TV advertising,
Four weeks sat and thought can bring me the time to do a better usage,
Eat three years, five days QQ, zipper,
4 minutes wonder if a lot of things again, life would be like.