如果宠物会说话,能雷死你!

如果宠物会说话,能雷死你!

2017-09-03    02'58''

主播: 熊叔英语

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介绍:
wechat关注“熊叔英语”,每日推送,享受熊叔每日英语大餐! 作为喵星人,偶今天要代表宠物界,有话要说。如果我们会讲话,我们的话也会雷到主人们。下面大家要忍住,憋笑,千万憋笑! 想想一下如果动物能像人一样交流,它们会说些什么? 如果你对喵星人总是打烂杯子、自家爱宠每日扰人清梦感到费解,那就一起看看今天的内容吧 #1 - This feels great! 好舒服~ - But I could totally attack her right now. 但我明明可以现在打扁她的。 - No, no. Just relax and enjoy it. 算了算了,让我好好享受这一刻~ - I'm so weak! 啊,这是懦弱的表现!不能忍! #2 - I help my blind friend navigate the city. 我是盲人朋友穿梭城市的导航仪。 - I make sure the airport is safe. 我确保机场的安全。 - I eat shoes. 我咬鞋玩。 #3 - It's just someone walking by. No need to panic. 只是有人路过而已,憋慌! - Everyone just stay calm. 大家保持镇定。 - STAY CALM ! 保~~持~~镇~~定~~ #4 - I wonder if this will bounce. 介个可不可以弹起来呢? - Maybe that one will. 可能辣个可以吧... #5 - Pet me. 快宠我! - With your eyes! 只许用眼睛! #6 - I can't wait to turn into a butterfly! 我已经迫不及待想要变成蝴蝶啦! - Yeah, me too. 嗯呢嗯呢,我也是~ #7 - (sniff sniff) (闻 闻) - mmm. butts. 呀,真好。屁屁的味道~ #8 - I puked in the kitchen. 我吐在厨房里了。 - Merry Christmas! 圣诞快乐呀! #9 - So you're going to sleep through the entire winter? 你打算把整个冬天都睡过去吗? - Yep. 没错。 - You're my hero. 你就是我的英雄啊! #10 - Why must we poop on their cars? 我们为森么要往他们车上拉屎呀? - My dad did it. 我爸这么干。 - My dad's dad did it. 我爸他爸也这么干。 - And I'm not one to break tradition. 我可不想成为那只打破传统的不孝之鸽。 今日跟读金句 It's just someone walking by. No need to panic. 只是有人路过而已,憋慌! I can't wait to turn into a butterfly! 我已经迫不及待想要变成蝴蝶啦 And I'm not one to break tradition. 我可不想成为那只打破传统的不孝之鸽。