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作为喵星人,偶今天要代表宠物界,有话要说。如果我们会讲话,我们的话也会雷到主人们。下面大家要忍住,憋笑,千万憋笑!
想想一下如果动物能像人一样交流,它们会说些什么?
如果你对喵星人总是打烂杯子、自家爱宠每日扰人清梦感到费解,那就一起看看今天的内容吧
#1
- This feels great!
好舒服~
- But I could totally attack her right now.
但我明明可以现在打扁她的。
- No, no. Just relax and enjoy it.
算了算了,让我好好享受这一刻~
- I'm so weak!
啊,这是懦弱的表现!不能忍!
#2
- I help my blind friend navigate the city.
我是盲人朋友穿梭城市的导航仪。
- I make sure the airport is safe.
我确保机场的安全。
- I eat shoes.
我咬鞋玩。
#3
- It's just someone walking by. No need to panic.
只是有人路过而已,憋慌!
- Everyone just stay calm.
大家保持镇定。
- STAY CALM !
保~~持~~镇~~定~~
#4
- I wonder if this will bounce.
介个可不可以弹起来呢?
- Maybe that one will.
可能辣个可以吧...
#5
- Pet me.
快宠我!
- With your eyes!
只许用眼睛!
#6
- I can't wait to turn into a butterfly!
我已经迫不及待想要变成蝴蝶啦!
- Yeah, me too.
嗯呢嗯呢,我也是~
#7
- (sniff sniff)
(闻 闻)
- mmm. butts.
呀,真好。屁屁的味道~
#8
- I puked in the kitchen.
我吐在厨房里了。
- Merry Christmas!
圣诞快乐呀!
#9
- So you're going to sleep through the entire winter?
你打算把整个冬天都睡过去吗?
- Yep.
没错。
- You're my hero.
你就是我的英雄啊!
#10
- Why must we poop on their cars?
我们为森么要往他们车上拉屎呀?
- My dad did it.
我爸这么干。
- My dad's dad did it.
我爸他爸也这么干。
- And I'm not one to break tradition.
我可不想成为那只打破传统的不孝之鸽。
今日跟读金句
It's just someone walking by. No need to panic.
只是有人路过而已,憋慌!
I can't wait to turn into a butterfly!
我已经迫不及待想要变成蝴蝶啦
And I'm not one to break tradition.
我可不想成为那只打破传统的不孝之鸽。