There's a dragon in the classroom,
Its body's a box
Its head's a plastic waste-bin
Its eyes are broken clocks
Its legs are cardboard tubes
Its claws are toilet rolls
Its tongue's my dad's old tie
That's why it's full of holes
"Oh, what a lovely dragon"
My teacher smiled and said.
"You are pretty dragon"
She laughed and stroked its head.
"Oh, no I'm not" he snorted
SNAP SNAP. Went his jaw
And chased the screaming teacher
Along the corridor.