Broadchurch Not Like Doctor Who (ft David Tennant)

My name is Detective Alec Hardy, I like to wear unironed shirts and stare at the horizon and pop pills like smarties. I haven't shaved properly since 1993. I also like walking on the beach and not talking about my feelings. My best friend is DS Ellie Miller which is surpising because she does a lot of crying and frankly that's quite uncomfortable. But her wobbly bottom lip does win BAFTA'S. Sometimes I talk really quitely and sometimes I shout a lot for no reason at all especially while running. It's called for dramatic effect and it‘s won loads of awards. If it ain‘t broke, you know what I mean? Anyway, filming on a beach isn‘t bad you know, and it‘s nothing like Doctor Who so that‘s nice. It stars me and Arthur Darvil who played Rory but it‘s nothing like Doctor Who and nobody‘s noticed Gwen from Torchood because it isn‘t Doctor Who, or that young journlist who was also once in Doctor Who as was the psychotherapist and Olivia Colman, but like I say, it‘s nothing like Doctor Who. People say to me,“Hey, aren‘t you that guy who played the transexual barmaid（变性女侍应） called Davina, in the Scottish TV production of Tab C. Nesbitt?“ I say,“Yeah, who‘s asking?“ They always laugh at that, never understand why. So I take more of my meds. My name is Detective Alec Hardy, full time man of the law, part time line dancer and everyone's favourite Alec after Baldwin.