20160420:Foodand talk 进餐与交谈
Last week at a dinner party, the hostess asked me to sit next to Mrs. Rumbold. Mrs.
Rumbold was a large, unsmiling lady in a tight black dress. She did not even look up when
I took my seat beside her. Her eyes were fixed on her plate and in a short time, she was
busy eating. I tried to make conversation.
'A new playis coming to "The Globe" soon,' I said. 'Will you be seeing it?'
'No,' sheanswered.
'Will you be spending your holidays abroad this year?' I asked.
'No,' she answered.
'Will you be staying in England?'I asked.
'No,' she answered.
In despair, I asked her whether she was enjoying her dinner.
'Young man,' she answered, 'if you ate more and talked less, we would both enjoy our
dinner!"