A piglet in my pocket
I had a piglet in my pocked.
The pocket was in my jacket.
I had a ticket in my pocket.
"Ticket, please", said the man. But I gave him the piglet and not the ticket.
The ticket man said, "Oh, not a piglet, I need your ticket".
I had a packet in my jacket.
I put my ticket back in my pocket.
And the packet back in my jacket.