1. Do you have a boyfriend?
今年还没男朋友?
Actually we just broke up, he couldn't handle my success in life and it was pathetic.
实际我们已经分手了,他没办法面对我的成功,挺可悲的。
2. You and X have been together for ages. When are you gonna get married?
你和X已经在一起很久了,啥时候结婚?
Uncle, you're getting old. We already got married, remember?
叔叔,你年级大了。我们已经结婚了,你忘了?
3. When are you having a baby?
你们什么时候要孩子?
I don't need to have a baby – I've already married one.
我不需要小孩,我已经和一个baby结婚了。
4. How much do you earn?
你赚多少钱?
More than Barack Obama I think.
应该比奥巴马多吧。