介绍:
Legend tells of a legendary warrior, whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.
“I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!”
The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed. And then he spoke, “Enough talk. Let’s fight! Shashabooey!”
He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.
“My eyes!”
“He’s too awesome!”
“And attractive!”
“How can we repay you?”
“There is no charge for awesomeness, or attractiveness.”
“Kablooey!”
It mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his bodacity!
Never before had a panda been so feared! And so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of China, the Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master.
“We should hang out!”
“Agreed!”
But hanging out would have to wait. Cause when you’re facing the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain, there’s only one thing that matters and that’s...
“Po! Get up!”
“You’ll be late for work!”
“What?”
【参考译文】
传奇故事传颂着一名传奇武士，他的功夫无人能敌，谓之传奇。他走遍天涯，独孤求败。
“既然你这么爱嚼，尝尝我的拳头如何!”
武士一言未发，因为他嘴里塞满了食物。然后他一口把食物吞下，然后说：“少啰嗦，接招！受死吧！”
他的功夫如此了得，以至于敌人都被他的威严闪瞎了。
“我的眼睛！”
“真是酷毙了！”
“太有魅力了！”
“我们该怎么回报你呢？”
“帅气与魅力，不求回报！”
“我杀！”
他杀敌无数，却从未棋逢对手。从没有熊猫如此地令人敬畏，受人爱戴。就连纵横中国的超级英雄“威猛五侠”，都对这位大师俯首称臣！
“咱们出去玩儿，怎样？”
“准！”
但出去玩儿的事情得先放一边。因为当你面对恶魔山成千上万的妖魔鬼怪时，正经事只有一件，就是……
“阿宝！起床啦！”
“工作该迟到了！”
“什么？”
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