“Mine is the best.”
“It is not. Mine is.”
“Mine has more spots.”
“It does not. Mine has.”
“Well, mine is bigger.”
“It is not. Mine is.”
“Mine can stand up.”
“Mine can too.”
“Mine can sit on my head.”
“Mine can sit on my head.”
“I can ride mine.”
“I can ride mine better.”
“Yours is sick.”
“So is yours.”
“Yours is very sick.”
“So is yours.”
“Yours is dead.”
“Yours is dead too.”
“It’s all your fault.”
“No, it’s all YOUR fault.”
“Let go of my pants.”
“Let go of my hat.”
“She thinks she’s smart!”
“I hate her.”
“Ours was the best.”