Two fat gentlemen met in a lane.
Bowed most politely, bowed once again.
“How do you do?” “How do you do?”
And “How do you do again.”
Two thin ladies met in a lane.
Curtsied most politely, curtsied once again.
“How do you do?” “How do you do?”
And “How do you do again.”
Two tall policemen met in a lane.
Saluted most politely, saluted once again.
“How do you do?” “How do you do?”
And “How do you do again.”
Two little schoolboys met in a lane.
Cuffed one another, cuffed once again.
“How do you do?” “How do you do?”
And “How do you do again.”
Two little babies met in a lane.
Jiggled and joggled, jiggled once again.
“How do you do?” “How do you do?”
And “How do you do again.”