介绍:
The first one:
I said to myself in the mirror this morning:"It's OK for you to have no girlfriend because you look so handsome.They don't match you!"my desk mate rolled his eyes at me in disdain.The whole Maury Maury morning I got a pain in my chest so I said to my desk mate ,"I got a pain in my chest. I don't know what's wrong with me ."He said:"Because you have gone against your conscience!"
早上我照镜子的时候，对镜子里的自己说道：“你长这么帅，没女朋友也是正常的，他们都配不上你。”同桌鄙夷的瞪了我一眼。上午，不知道什么原因，我胸口一直痛，我随口跟同桌说道：“胸口有点痛不知道怎么了。”他说：“那是因为良心过意不去！”
The second one:
I would never speak to my desk mate anymore because he said to me today:" if ugliness could be eaten,your look could make all the Chinese eat too much to death."
今天，我和同桌决裂了。因为他对我说了一句话：“如果丑能当饭吃的话，你能撑死全体中国人！”
The third one:
Back in Junior high school ,there was a guy who had a crush on me but he was lousy at study.One day he passed me a love letter.I was so frightened that I turned it in to my head teacher. He opened the letter and smiled :"Wow,this boy finally focused on the theme of the composition after my two-year cultivation."
初中时，班上一个学渣喜欢我。一天下课他塞给我一封情书。当时我很害怕便把情书交给了班主任。班主任打开情书看了看，眉开眼笑地说：“这小子教他两年语文，第一次进他写文章没跑题！”
The last one:
My desk mate has an ugly face but he enjoys taking selfiesOnce I couldn't stand it anymore so I said to him :"why do you like taking selfies so much ?"he rolled his eyes at me ,"With such a horrible look,who will take photos for me expect myself?"
同桌长得丑，但是却总是喜欢自拍。有一次我实在受不了他了，就说：“你怎么这么喜欢自拍呀？”他白了我一眼，“我长这个样子，不自拍谁拍我呀？”
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