Part1(2017年2月13日)
M:Hi,ready to order?
准备好点餐了吗?
G:Do you have anything that’s really special?
你们有什么真正的特色菜说来听听?
M:Not according to my high school guidance counselor.
据我高中辅导员说我没有特色
G:I’ll have the veggie plate.
那我要个蔬菜拼盘
But instead of beets,I want kale.
不要甜菜,找甘蓝
And instead of broccoli,more kale.
不要花椰菜,再放点甘蓝
I want the veggies steamed.
蔬菜要用蒸的
And instead of dressing,I want lemons.
调料改用柠檬代替
Don’t you need to write this down?
你怎么不动笔写啊?
M:I’m afraid if I start writing that down. It’ll turn into a suicide note.
我害怕我一开始写菜单就想写遗书了
I’m assuming this table’s gonna have a lot more of those requestes.
我猜你们都会这么点餐吧