Max: Hi,ready to order?
准备好点餐了吗?
Lady: Do you have anything that’s really special?
你们有什么特色说来听听?
Max: Not according my high school guidance counselor.
我高中辅导员说我没有特色。
Lady: I’ll have the veggie plate.
那我要个蔬菜拼盘
But instead of beets I want kale.
不要甜菜 换甘蓝
And instead of broccoli more Kale.
不要花椰菜 再多放点甘蓝
I want the veggies steamed.
蔬菜要用蒸的
And instead of dressing I want lemons.
色拉调料改用柠檬代替
Don’t you need to write this down?
你怎么还不动笔记下来啊?
Max: I’m afraid if I start writing that down it’ll turn into suicide note.
现在只有心情写遗书,因为要被烦死了。
I’m assuming this table’s gonna have a lot more of those requests.
我猜你们都会这么点餐吧
Yes I could tell by the hats
没错 看你们那帽就知道是事儿精