On Mondays bright and early
Betty's back to Billy
Working hard on behalf of our town
Upholding law and order
Talking to reporters
And keeping us safe and sound
If there's a moral to this ditty
It's not to judge Betty
Billy or anyone
'Cause life's a lot richer
With a healthy mixture
Not to mention lots more fun!
Bitty, boppy Betty
Bitty, boppy Betty
Bitty, boppy Betty
boo-boo
On weekends she's your honey
Then comes Monday
And that'll be "Sir" to you