介绍:
Scene 1
-Leonard: I think we should be good neighbors and invite her over, make her feel welcome.
-Sheldon: We never invited Louie/Louise over.
-Leonard: Well... and that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle.
-Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on "myspace".
-Leonard: Yes, and you&`&ve never met one of them.
-Sheldon: That&`&s the beauty of it.
-Leonard: I&`&m going to invite her over.
-Sheldon: Chat? We don&`&t chat. At least not offline.
-Leonard: Well, it&`&s not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response.
Scene 2
-Penny: Okay, let&`&s see, what else. Oh, I&`&m a vegetarian. Except for fish. And the occasional steak. I love steak!
-Sheldon: Well, that&`&s interesting. Leonard can&`&t process corn.
-Leonard: Well, uh, do you have some sort of a job?
-Penny: Oh, yeah. I&`&m a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.
-Leonard: Oh... I love cheesecake.
-Sheldon: You&`&re lactose intolerant.
-Leonard: I don&`&t eat it. I just think it&`&s a good idea.
-Penny: Oh. Anyways, I&`&m also writing a screenplay. It&`&s about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska, to be an actress and winds up a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.
-Leonard: So, it&`&s based on your life.
-Penny: No, I&`&m from Omaha.
-Leonard: Well, if that was movie, I would go see it.
-Penny: I know, right? Okay, let&`&s see, what else... um...Guess that&`&s about it. That&`&s the story of Penny.
-Leonard: Well, it sounds wonderful.
-Penny: It was. Until I fell in love with a jerk!
-Penny: God, you know, four years I lived with him. Four years…that&`&s like as long as high school!
-Sheldon: It took you four years to get through high school?
-Penny: It just... I can&`&t believe I trusted him!
-Leonard: Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.
-Sheldon: You? No, you&`&ll only make it worse.
-Penny: You want to know the most pathetic part? Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts...I still love him. Is that crazy?
-Sheldon: Yes.
大家还在听
