【绝望主妇】不良示范：如何逃交警罚单

Scene 1 OFFICER: (the policeman gets off his bike and walks to LYNETTE's window) License and registration please. Ma'am, you know why I pulled you over? LYNETTE: I have a theory. OFFICER: Your kids are jumping up and down; they should be sitting, wearing a seatbelt. LYNETTE: I yelled at them. They never listen to me, it's very frustrating. OFFICER: Well, you're gonna hafta find a way to control them. After all, that's your job. (Walks off back to his motorbike) NARRATOR: Though he's been a policeman for 6 years, Officer Hayes had never found himself in a truly dangerous situation. Then again, he had never before told a woman how to raise her children. LYNETTE: (gets out of her car, slamming the door) You saying I'm a bad mother? OFFICER: Ma'am, you need to get back in your car please. LYNETTE: (slowly walks towards the policeman) I have no help, my husband's always away on business. OFFICER: I'm gonna hafta ask you to step back now. (slowly moves his hands towards his weapon) LYNETTE: My babysitter joined the witness relocation program. I haven't slept through the night in 6 years. OFFICER: Ma'am..? LYNETTE: (gets right in the policeman's face) And for you to stand there, and judge me. OFFICER: Okay. I'm not gonna give you a ticket. I'm just gonna let you off with a warning. LYNETTE: I accept your apology. OFFICER: Buckle up! Scene 2 MRS HUBER: By the way, was that you I saw getting pulled over by a policeman? LYNETTE: Yeah, the boys were acting up in the car, I couldn't get them to sit down. MRS HUBER: Young boys can be so wilful. LYNETTE: I try everything. I scream, I threaten, I reason, I beg, nothing works. I don't know if it's because they're too young and they don't understand, or if they're just getting some perverse joy out of testing me! MRS HUBER: My mother used to have the worst time with me in the car, so one time when I was acting up, she stopped and left me on the side of the road, and she drove off. LYNETTE: You're kidding. MRS HUBER: Oh, she came back immediately. But I never misbehaved in the car again. You should try that. LYNETTE: Mrs. Huber, I could never leave my kids by the side of the road. MRS HUBER: When it comes to discipline, sometimes you must be creative. 【实用句型】 Well, you're gonna hafta find a way. After all, that's your job. My husband's always away on business. I haven't slept through the night in xx days. I accept your apology. Buckle up! Young boys can be so wilful. I try everything. I threaten, I reason, I beg, nothing works.