Lynette: Your kids both went to Barcliff Academy, didn't they?
Bree: (very proudly) Yes.
Lynette: We need you to recommend Porter and Preston. We can't even get an interview.
Bree: Oh,you want me to recommend the twins?
Lynette:Yes, you can tell them how beautifully behaved the boys are.
Bree: So you want me to lie?
Lynette:Yeah. I thought that was understood.
Bree: It's just that I'm very well respected at Barcliff, and my word won't be good there anymore.
Lynette:Yes, but by the time they realise their mistake we'll be in.
Lynette:You're not having any more kids. What do you care?
Bree: Well,I had hoped someday to get my grandchildren into Barcliff. But I suppose that doesn't matter to you, does it?
Lynette: It really doesn't.