Headmaster: To be honest, Mr and Mrs Scavo, your children's educational background is a bit more common than we would prefer, but Mrs Van Der Kamp mentioned they were identical twins?
Lynette:Yes. Completely identical. You can't tell them apart. They're like bookends.
Headmaster: We do strive for diversity here at Barcliff. Identical twins could make for an interesting addition.
Lynette: The boys are fascinating. They even have their own twin secret language, don't they,Tom?
Tom: Yeah,yeah. It's pretty scary.
Lynette: It's not really so much scary as highly developed.
Tom: Yeah,they bark and growl at each other-
Lynette:Sorry, Tom, Mr Lenz was trying to say something. Mr Lenz?
Tom: Sorry. Go ahead, Mr. Lenz.
Headmaster:I'd love to meet these twins of yours. I tell you what, I'm going to put them on our must-meet list.
Tom: Terrific.
Lynette:Thank you so much.
(They are laugh and are really excited.)
Lynette:What is a must-meet list?
Headmaster:We bring them in for observation.
Lynette:Ooo-observation?
Headmaster: Uh-huh.To see how they play with the other children, how they respond to authority.That sort of thing.
(Fake smiles plastered all around for Tom and Lynette.)
Tom: Great.
Lynette:That's wonderful.