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JOEY: Hey. Mr. Douglas is looking for you.
CHANDLER: Why? Wh- wh- why is Mr. Douglas looking for me?
JOEY: &`&Cause he has a strong suspicion that you dropped the ball on the Lender project.
CHANDLER: Wha- wh- why, why, why does he suspect that?
JOEY: Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.
CHANDLER: Alright, that&`&s it. Look Joey, I&`&m sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that&`&s not possible so I&`&m gonna have to let both of you go.
JOEY: What&`&re you talking about, everybody loves Joseph.
CHANDLER: I don&`&t, I hate Joseph, ok. I think he&`&s a brown-nosing suck up.
JOEY: Oh yeah. Well you can&`&t fire Joseph. You know why, &`&cause he&`&s not in your department.
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can&`&t fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
JOEY: Karen.
CHANDLER: Yeah, Karen. I&`&m thinking about having an affair with her. Oh, you know what? I just did.
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
CHANDLER: Oh well it&`&s not me, it&`&s my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker&`&s wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the watercooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.
JOEY: Really?
CHANDLER: No freak show, she&`&s fictional.
JOEY: Take it easy. If it means that much to you, I&`&ll uh, I&`&ll go find something else.
CHANDLER: Thank you.
JOEY: It&`&s just that, I, I&`&m gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot.
