Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
Monica: No, but he told me, he thinks you're a fox.
Chandler: All right, Janice, likes him. In fact she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.
Joey: Her what?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can't get mad.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Monica: So, Chandler, who's on your list?
Chandler: Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit.
Rachel: Ah, Now, you do realize that she's a cartoon, and way out of your league?
Rachel: What about you honey, who would be on your list?
Ross: Why, you know, that that kinda thing requires some serious thought. First, I'll divide my prospective candidates into categories...
Chandler: What a geek!