Scene 1
Rachel: Hey Mon, let's give Pete a chance. Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Chandler: What check thing?
Monica: As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. Hisnumber is on the check, he just did it so I'd call.
Chandler: Pete Becker. Pete.Is this him?
Monica: That's Bill Clinton.
Chandler: Who's he hugging?
Monica: Oh my God! That's Pete! Why why is Bill hugging Pete?
Chandler: This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!
Rachel: We use it! ! There you go!
Rachel: Oh my God, Monica's gonna go out with a millionaire.
Monica: I'm not gonna go out with him. Why not? ! He's a millionaire!
Monica: So? Oh my God, I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.
Monica: Or incredibly offensive. Oh yeah, sure, that too.
Scene 2
Monica: I mean, what's what's the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?
Pete: You're taking this all wrong. Because, if I didn't leave you that tip, you wouldn't've come down here, we wouldn't be having this argument, and there wouldn't be this ah, heat between us.
Monica: What?!
Pete: Come on, you gotta uh admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now.'Cause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now we're like this this couple that fights.
Monica: Ok, umm, you're a loon.
Pete: Look, forget the check, ok? I like you. I think you're great. Come on, what do you say?
Monica: I don't know now.
Pete: Why not?
Monica:'Cause I don't wanna encourage this kind of behavior.
Pete: One meal! That's all I'm asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you don't have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.