实习生
So here I am, applying to be one of your interns, because the more I think about this idea, the more tremendous I think it is. I love the idea of having a place I can go everyday. I want the connection, the excitement. I want be challenged. and I guess I might even want to be needed. The tech stuff might take a bit to figure out. I had to call my 9-year-old grandson just to find out what a USB connector was. But I’ll get there. Eager to learn. Also, I want you to know I’ve been company man all my life. I’m loyal, I’m trustworthy, and I’m good in a crisis. And I love that you‘re right here in Brooklyn. I’ve lived here all my life, and lately I feel I may not be hip enough to live in Brooklyn, so this could help with that, too. I read once, musicians don’t retire. They stuck when there’s no more music in them. Well, I still have music in me, absolutely positive about that.
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所以我在这里申请成为你们的一名实习生,因为主意我越想,就越觉得超赞。我喜欢每天都有地方可以去。我想和别人有联系,生活有激情,我想被挑战,我甚至觉得我是想被人需要。搞懂科技类的东西也许需要点时间,我不得不打电话给我九岁的孙子,只为搞懂什么事通用串行总线连接器。不过我会与时俱进,我渴望学习。同时,我想让你们知道,我这辈子都是一名以公司利益为重的人。我忠诚,值得信啦,善于处理危机。我很高兴你们就在布鲁克林这地方。我在这里住了一辈子,最近我感觉,我在布鲁克林或许过着不够时髦的生活,所以,入职也能对此有所帮助。我曾看到一句话:音乐家并不退休,他们心中再无音乐时才收手。我心中还有音乐,这点毋庸置疑。