介绍:
puns
一、Did you hear about the teacher who was cross-eyed?
He couldn't control his pupils.
pupil (noun)
1) student
2) the small, black, circular hole in the middle of the eye（瞳孔）
cross-eyed 斗鸡眼
二、Waiter, waiter, what's wrong with these eggs?
I don't know, sir. I only laid the table.
Key word：laid
lay, laid, laid 不规则动词 放置
lay, layed, layed 规则动词 下蛋
三、Waiter, waiter, what soup is this?
It's bean soup, sir.
I don't care what is was. I want to know what it is now.
it's = it is OR it has
it is bean soup
it has been soup
四 Waiter, waiter, will the pancakes be long?
No, sir. Round.
long 两种意思：时间持续长度；形状是长的
pancake (noun): a thin, flat cake, usually circular or round in shape
五 Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breaststroke, I think, sir.
Breaststroke 蛙泳
"doing" When we say "What's this doing here?" we usually mean "Why is this here? It should not be here."
The waiter thought that the fly was swimming.
六 Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention
Student: I'm paying as little as I can.
Little 几乎没有
a little 一点点
七 Teacher: You should have been here at 9 o'clock
Student: Why, what happened?
"should". Two of these uses are:
should for obligation 义务，应该
should for advice 建议
学生以为老师要给他建议，事实老师在责问他怎么迟到了
九 Doctor, doctor, will you help me out?
Certainly, which way did you come in?
Help sb. Out 帮助某人做某事；帮助某人走出某地
