No.37. 变态导师(小红/小妖/Nothing)为好导师转身(中)
谁也不想在变态导师的淫威下度过“难忘”的研究生求学生涯,这期节目我们从“我有一个朋友”和“别人家的老板”的故事里,吐槽一下各类典型的变态老板,大家长点心啊,离他们远远的!
结尾彩蛋歌词:
Bad Project
by Zheng Lab at BCM
Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project
Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project
Why why why oh why
Do I waste my time?
Why why why oh why
Hate this bad project
Why why why oh why
Do I waste my time?
Why why why oh why
Hate this bad project
In my rotation, you said guaranteed
One year = first author, is all I would need
But you just lied,
Lied lied lied but you just lied
You were defending, one foot out the door
I got your project and its problems galore,
I hate my life,
Life life life I hate my life
Life life life I hate my life
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
(Touching a Cell journal)
I got a bad, bad project
I want good data
A paper in cell
But I got a project straight from Hell
I wanna graduate in less than 5 years
But there ain't no getting out of here
Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project
Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project
Why why why oh why
Do I waste my time?
Why why why oh why
Got a bad project
Your tubes aren't labeled,
Your lab book's a mess
And all this gives me such incredible stress
What is that smell
Cells cells cells just lost brain cells
I got your psycho,
Your crazy ass mice
Cant's read your protocol it's written in Thai,
What's in this box?
(骗人,实验不给力,没前途,老娘要毕业)
What what what's in this box?
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I got a bad, bad project
I want good data
A paper in cell
But I got a project straight from Hell
I wanna graduate in less than 5 years
But there ain't no getting out of here
Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project
Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project
Why why why oh why
Did I choose this life?
Why why why oh why
Hate this bad project
Blot blot western baby
Figure 1 will be amazing
Blot blot western baby
Transfer - this exposure's hazy
Blot blot western baby
Got no band this shit is crazy
Blot blot western baby
Work it blot that bitch crazy
I want a job
And I wanna be free
I want a job
but I ain't got no degree
我要工作
我也要自由
我要工作
但我没有学位
but I ain't got no degree
I don't want to be poor
Got your bad project
Got your bad project
Committee's angry and my PI is bored
She don't want to fund me anymore
I wanna give up and I want outta here
Gonna find an alternate career
Got your bad project
Got your bad project
Got your bad project
Why why why oh why
Want my mice to die
And I want to cry
Hate this bad project.
(End)