This is flight 372 on S-W-A. The flight attendants on board serving you today… Teresa in the middle, David in the back. My name is David and I’m here to tell you that. Shortly after take-off, first things first, there’s soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst. But if you wanna another kind of drink, then just holler. Alcoholic beverages will be 4 dollars. If a monster energy drink is your plan, that will be 3 dollars and you get the whole can. We won’t take your cash, you gotta pay with plastic. If you have a coupon then that’s fantastic. We know you’re ready to get to new places. Open up the bin, put away your suitcases. Carry-on items go under the seat in front of you, so none of you will have things by your feet. If you have a seat on a row with the exit, we’re gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it. You gotta help us evacuate in case we need you. If you don’t wanna then we gonna reseat you. Before we leave, our advice is, put away your electronic devices. Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up. Press the button and make the seat back raised up. Sit back, relax, have a good time. It’s almost time to go so I’m done with the rhyme. Thank you for the fact that I wasn’t ignored. This is Southwest Airlines. Welcome aboard!