Dear 6-year-old, training wheels are for babies, just let go already. Regards, a 7-year-old.
Dear 7-year-old, no matter what anyone says, stay weird. Signed, an 8-year-old.
Dear 8-year-old, find out your babysitter’s weakness, then use it against them. Signed, a 9-year-old.
Dear 9-year-old, don’t get involved with the “popular kids”. They’re narcissistic capitalists that know nothing about politics. Signed, a 12-year-old.
Dear 12-year-old, ask her to dance. Just trust me on this one. Signed, a 16-year-old.
Dear 18-year-old, go easy on the make-up. You’re not as ugly as you think. Love, a 19-year-old.
Dear 21-year-old, if he says he has a weekend home in the suburbs, he is married.
Dear 29-year-old, getting laid off can be a blessing in disguise.
Dear 32-year-old, always be kind to your family. You’ll need each other when things get tough.
Dear 34-year-old, stop panicking. Being a single mom is an incredible thing. I was 22. I had this little kid. He’s 14 now. He makes me proud.
Dear 36-year-old, stop caring so much about what other people think. They’re not thinking about you at all. Signed, a 47-year-old.
Dear 53-year-old, it’s never too late to try something new.
Dear 72-year-old, spend all your money, otherwise your kids are going to do it for you. Sincerely, an 85-year-old.
Dear 85-year-old, indulge your sweet tooth, you’ll need dentures soon anyway.
Dear 88-year-old, cultivate younger friends, otherwise, yours will all die off. Sincerely, 91 years old.
Dear 91-year-old, don’t listen to other people’s advice. Nobody knows what the hell they’re doing. Signed, a 93-year-old.