- Who do you love more?
Your Mom or your Dad?
- My Mom.
- Why do you love Mom more?
- Because she’s nicer. I think.
- Why can’t you stand your father?
- I don’t know. Sometimes hes rude, I guess.
-You only have one life preserver to throw
them. Who’s gonna get it?
- Mom.
- Would you trade your dad for Spiderman?
- OK.
- A zombie is gonna come and eat one of your
parents, which parent you want the zombie to
eat?
- Dad.
- Imagine a piano is gonna fall on one of
them, which one do you want the piano to
fall on?
- Dad.