1. A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sundayafternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
2. In spite of the best efforts of thepilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute and yelled to the passengers that they better jump, and he himself bailed out.
3. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said “I’m a doctor, I save lives, so I must live,” and jumped out.
4. The lawyer then said, “I’m a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live.” He also grabbed aparachute and jumped.
5. The priest looked at the little boy and said, “My son, I’ve lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace.”
6. The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, “Not to worry, Father. The smartest man in the world just took off with my backpack.”
一位医生、一位律师、一个小男孩和一位牧师在周日下午乘坐一架小型私人飞机外出飞行。突然间,飞机出现了发动机故障。
尽管飞行员尽了最大努力,飞机还是开始下降。最后,飞行员抓起一个降落伞,对乘客喊道,他们最好跳下去,然后他自己跳下去了。
不幸的是,当时只剩下了三个降落伞。医生抓起一个,说:“我是医生,我会救人,所以我必须活着。”然后跳了出去。
律师接着说:“我是一名律师,律师是世界上最聪明的人。我应该活下来。”他也抓起降落伞,跳了下去。
牧师看着小男孩说:“我的孩子,我已经活了很久,很充实。你还年轻,你的整个人生在前面等着你。拿上最后一个降落伞,平和地活下去吧。"
小男孩把降落伞递回给神父,说:“不用担心,神父。世界上最聪明的人刚刚带着我的背包跳了。”