[加菲猫]. Before I met you, my life had no meaning. I was incomplete.

Jon: I want you to know, you&`&re the most important thing in my life. 约翰：我想让你知道，你是我生命中最重要的！ Garfield: Let me sleep, please. 加菲：求你了，让我睡会儿吧！ Jon: Before I met you, my life had no meaning. I was incomplete. 约翰：在我遇见你之前，生命毫无光彩，我是不完整的。 Garfield: Oh, you still are really. 加菲：其实你现在还是那样的。 Jon: I guess what I&`&m trying to say is... will you marry me? 约翰：我想说，嫁给我吧？ Garfield: Eh? Marriage? Well, this is kind of sudden. There may be some legal issues here. Look, I like you, but not as a spouse.Maybe as a servant, we could stay together, make it work. 加菲：嗯？结婚？太突然了吧。好像有点法律问题。听着，我挺喜欢你的，但不是作为配偶，是仆人，我们生活在一起，还可以吧。 Jon: So what do you say... Liz? 约翰：你觉得怎么样，丽兹？ Garfield: Wait a second. Liz? Liz? 加菲：等等。丽兹？丽兹？ Jon: Garfield. 约翰：加菲！ Garfield: Liz is a girl. No, worse. She&`&s a girl vet. 加菲：丽兹是个女孩。不，比这还糟，一个女兽医。 Jon: Turkey&`&s ready. 约翰：火鸡烤好了。 Garfield: Well, I think Jon has touched bottom now. Hmm, we gotta put an end to this torture. Time for a new DJ, Somebody take my temperature. 加菲：我看约翰是无可救药了，我们得结束这种煎熬。得换个新调频了，好兴奋，谁给我量个体温。 Jon: Garfield ! 约翰：加菲！ Garfield: Whoa! Man, you have changed. 加菲：啊，兄弟，你彻底变了！ Jon: I can&`&t have you messing this up for me okay? 约翰：我不允许你把这给我搞砸了，行吗？ Garfield: Oh, I get it. It&`&s her/she doesn&`&t like our music. whatever happened to Jon? My metal-head guy. My dude. You were so much cooler when you wore a mullet. 加菲：我明白了，原来是因为她!她不喜欢我们的音乐。约翰到底怎么了？我那喜欢重金属摇滚的兄弟。你平时可帅多了。 Jon: Now stay here. 约翰：现在，哪都不许去，待在这里。 Garfield: So much cooler. I suppose she likes this haircut. 加菲：帅多了，我猜她喜欢这个发型。 Jon: Coming! 约翰：快进来！ Garfield: Tell me she likes it the way it is now. 加菲：告诉我她还是喜欢现在的样子。 Jon: Hey, Liz. 约翰：嗨，丽兹！ Liz: Jon, I have incredible news. Guess who&`&s going to be speaking at this year&`&s fund-raiser for the royal Animal Conservancy. 丽兹：我有个令人难以置信的消息，你猜猜看，谁将成为今年皇家动物保护协会年度筹款会的发言人？ Jon: Siegfried and Roy? 约翰：塞菲儿德和罗伊？ Liz: Oh, come on. 丽兹：再猜猜。 Jon: Just Siegfried? 约翰：就塞菲儿德自己？ LIZ: Jane Goodall dropped out at the last minute because she&`&s nursing a sick chimp and they asked me. I mean it&`&s gonna be at this really cool castle on a huge estate. 丽兹：因为要照顾一只患病的猩猩，珍·古道尔在最后一分钟放弃了。他们让我去，我是说，我就要出现在那巨大山庄的城堡里了。 Jon: Well, Liz, that.. that&`&s... 约翰：哦，丽兹，那真是…… Liz: I am flying to London tomorrow morning. Can you believe it? 丽兹：我明天就要飞往伦敦了，真是难以置信。 Jon: What? 约翰：什么？ Liz: I mean, I have to pack, and... Oh, are these rose petals and candles? 丽兹：我是说，我得去收拾行李了，啊，鲜花和蜡烛？ Jon: Yeah, well, Liz, I have, have some... some important news of... of... of my own. Uh... 约翰：是的，丽兹，我有些个人重要的事情要和你说…… Garfield: Hey, me too. Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight? I was hoping you&`&d say yes. You have made me so very, very cat-happy. 加菲：嘿，我也是。对不起，你相信一见钟情吗？我希望你的回答是肯定的。你令我非常非常开心。 Jon: Uh... 约翰：呃…… Liz: Well, come on. What&`&s the news? 丽兹：是吗，快点，什么事情？ Jon: The news is, I, uh... I finally house-trained Odie. 约翰：那就是……我终于教会欧蒂在固定的地方大小便了。 Liz: Really? 丽兹：真的？ Jon: Yeah. 约翰：是的。 Liz: That would explain the rose petals. I have to pack. I&`&m so sorry about dinner. But you know what? I will send your regards to the queen. Okay, congratulations on Odie. 丽兹：原来玫瑰花瓣是这么回事。我得去收拾行李了。晚餐的事很抱歉，不过我会把你的问候带给女王，嗨，祝贺你，欧蒂。 Jon: Oh, oh, yeah.And, hey, you, too.They&`&re lucky to have you. 约翰：是的，是的，也祝贺你，有你真是他们的幸运。 Liz: Bye. 丽兹：再见。 Garfield: Oh, I thought she&`&d never leave. 加菲：啊，我还以为她永远不会离开呢。 Jon: Garfield, you ate the whole turkey? 约翰：加菲，你吃了整个烤鸡？ Garfield: Well, yeah. 加菲：嗯，是的。 Jon: What are you doing with this? Oh, never mind She&`&s already off to... good staff? 约翰：你到底做了什么，算了，反正她也走了…… Garfield: Well, come on, cheer up. I saved you the wish bone. 加菲：嗨，振作起来吧，我给你留着鸡叉骨呢？ Jon: There &`&s nothing i can do. 约翰：看来我无能为力了。 Garfield: