46.The Elephant
A: Yikes! What was that noise?
B: I had to blow my nose.
A: Did you have to blow right next to the phone?
B: Did you hear that?
A: Of course I heard that. I thought a plane had crashed into your house.
B: It wasn't that loud.
A: I will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see.
B: Okay. I'll take your word for it.
A: I thought you had an elephant in your house.
B: You're funny.
A: What did you say? I think I've gone deaf.
B: I'm going into the bathroom to blow my nose. I'll be right back.
46.大象
咦~那是什么声音啊?
我得擤鼻涕。
你非得对着电话擤吗?
你听见了?
当然听见了,我还以为一架飞机撞到你家了呢。
哪有那么大声啊。
我什么时候擤鼻涕给你看你就知道差距了。
好吧,那我就相信你。
我还以为你家有只大象呢。(依然在调侃他擤鼻涕动静太大)
你真有趣。
你说什么?我想我耳朵聋了。
我要去洗手间擤鼻涕了。马上回来。