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Chapter 3 How to Spell Read
Before school started, my mother told me that second grade was the most interesting grade because this was the year that I would be able to read chapter books all by myself. I already knew how to read, even though I had tried very hard not to learn.
You see, my friend Billy told me that you really don’t have to know how to read. Billy says that when you grow up and make lots of money, you can pay people to read for you. That sounded good to me.
“I hate reading,” I announced when Miss Daisy passed out some spelling worksheets.
“Me too!” agreed Miss Daisy.
“You do?” we all asked.
“Yup,” she said. “I can’t read a word.”
“You can’t?”
“Nope.”
“You can’t even spell the word read ?” Michael Robinson asked.
“I don’t have a clue,” she said, scratching her head the same way she did when she told us she didn’t know how to multiply four times four.
“Just sound it out, Miss Daisy!” Andrea suggested.
“ R - e - e - d ?” Miss Daisy said.
“No!” we all shouted.
“I give up,” she said. “Do any of you know how to spell the word read ?”
“ R - e - a - d ,” we all chanted.
“Wow! I didn’t know that!” marveled Miss Daisy. “You have taught me a lot today.”
“How did you get to teach second grade if you don’t even know how to spell read ?” asked Ryan.
“Well, I figured that second graders don’t know how to spell very well, so it wouldn’t matter whether or not I could spell.”
“I know how to spell lots of hard words,” Andrea Young announced.
“Me too,” everybody else said.
“Really?” Miss Daisy said. “Like what?”
Everybody started shouting out words and how to spell them, but Miss Daisy stopped us and made us take turns. She had each of us go up to the chalkboard and write three words we knew.
I wrote tonight, writing, and McDonald’s.
By the time we were done, the whole chalkboard was filled with words. There wasn’t even any room left for more.
“Wow!” Miss Daisy said. “You kids have taught me so much this morning. I’m really glad I decided to become a teacher.”
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