Animals should definitely not wear clothing...
Because it would be disastrous for a porcupine,
Because a camel might wear it in the wrong places,
Because a snake would lose it,
Because a mouse could get lost in it,
Because a sheep might find it terribly hot,
Because it could be very messy for a pig,
Because it might make life hard for a hen,
Because a kangaroo would find it quite unnecessary,
Because a giraffe might look sort of silly,
Because a billy goat would eat it for lunch,
Because it would always be wet on a walrus,
Because a moose could never manage,
Because opossums might wear it upside down by mistake,
And most of all, because it might be very embarrassing.
The End