介绍:
万圣节冷笑话大全，你都能get到笑点吗？
Q: What's mummy's favorite music?
A: Rap music! (wrap)
Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
A: Spooketi. (spaghetti)
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin. (plump pumpkin)
Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream! (ice cream)
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Booberries! (boo blueberries)
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